Hy, you know me, I'm Georges Walker Bush, the friend of Jesus and the enemy of Bin Laden.
I would like to congratulate my very new best friend Nicolas.
How lucky you are, all Frenchies (fucking little bastards of piece of shit of Frenchies), how lucky you are to have my new best friend Nicolas as new President. He takes all my qualities : he believes in Jesus, love America and capitalism.
So, my present for France and my very best friend Nicolas will be a new alliance between our great Nation and your ridiculous small fucking piece of shit country of bastards. Hurrah for President Nicolas ! Hurrah for America ! Hurrah for God ! Hurrah for fucking french Nation ! And Hurrah for the "camembert" !
Five more years ! Five more years ! Five more years !